one two three fourrrrnication!
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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