No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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