like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
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