it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
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He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
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Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize