what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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