i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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