Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
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he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
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Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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