More tranny stories later!
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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