office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
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