I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
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He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
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Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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