did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
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You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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