i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
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