I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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