thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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