he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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