I heard we made out
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Holy sore nipples Batman
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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