Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
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We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Randomize