so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
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I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
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As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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