Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
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The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
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It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I need to sanitize my soul.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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