you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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