I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Just high enough for therapy.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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