If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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