I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
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Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
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Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
And then my night got REAL pukey