put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
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