When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
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i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
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Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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