I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
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