Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
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its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
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If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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