i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
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