I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
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I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
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no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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