Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
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Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
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Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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