just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
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