why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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