so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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