I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
How does it feel to date your dad?
Randomize
