I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
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Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
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I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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