When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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