return my video game
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
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Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
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I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?