I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
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We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
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I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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