i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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