I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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