Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Cover your peen. We're going out.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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