Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
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This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
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Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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