When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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