I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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