i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I think your dad took our porno
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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