Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Randomize
