nut hugger
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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