I CAN MOONWALK!
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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