he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
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All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
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After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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