It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
