dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
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At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
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If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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