turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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