I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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