Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Randomize
