Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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