i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I'm passing your future prison.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
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you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
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Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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